Tired of being taken seriously? Have a fun personality that just won’t shine with all the sleek greys and streamlined 4WDs? Bored with all the effective and value-for-money choices out there? No worries, Apache Offroad is here for you!
Time to beef up your 4WD’s look with the new “Unicorn Horn Ultra-Ram-bumper”!
Don’t let its glamorous look fool you, with this 100% USA made bumper you enjoy:
- 2-inch-thick internal mounting brackets and gussets!
- all rainbow anodized aluminum construction—except where it’s cast-iron
- a great ice-breaker (literally)
- extremely heavy and brittle!
- glitter coating available
- various models to choose from: e.g. opt for the “Grazing Unicorn” if you want to enjoy visibility while driving!
But the fun doesn’t end there—here at Apache Offroad we also have your back! With this limited-time April offer, you get “The Full Unicorn Stealth Ultra-Ram-bumper”—a comprehensive front and rear solution! Opt for the whole package and enjoy the “Unicorn-Tail Rear Ultra-Ram-bumper”, a full-width comprehensive bumper, that caters to all needs and tastes:
- tricycle rack
- doesn’t replace rear bumper
- adds up to 3 feet to vehicle’s full length—check laws in your state before mounting
- integrated Hi-lift jack points on each side of the bumper in the form of little horns—they won’t work, but will look cute as hell!
- we boast the lowest ground clearance on the market—wherever you go, leave the characteristic “tail between the legs” skid mark.
And this isn’t all! The Unicorn Tail Ultra-Ram-bumper is a unique, swing-up™ rear bumper—lift the ‘Unicorn’s Tail’ and discover all the extras stuffed into this innovative rear bumper!
- fold-out lemonade stand
- camping disco-light attachment
- Geri-pack mount system—holds up to 4 bottles of wine
*All models include (unicorn) life time guarantee (2 to 4 hours, depending on the species).
**Before buying, check neighborhood’s density in kids, to calculate how long it will take you to move the car before each off-road adventure!